Hey! Whassup? For all of you who have played Final Fantasy, we all know that Cid is the tight pilot in Rocket Port Town. And if you didn't, ya' know now! He's so cool! A lot of people don't like him because they think he's a jerk. Screw ya'll! He isn't a jerk! He's just...agrresive. Yah that's it!
I know everybody knows how to get Cid. It's easy enough. But um, here's how to get him anyway (Jeez do I have a lot of time on my hands?).
First get yer' sorry ass over to Rocket Port Town! (I really sound like Cid don't I?). It's pretty easy to find. It's the one town with a rocket in it. Feel free to browse through the stores, and shmooze with the town people. When you're done, go over to the house nearest to the rocket. It's Cid and Shera's house.
CID'S MOST FAMOUS LINES!
"Shit." (Just about all the time)
"Shut up! Sit your ass in that chair and drink your Goddamn TEA!" (to Cloud when he politely refuses tea)
"^$#&Good for nothing fat &$#^@!" (to who else, but Palmer)
"I know how hard it is being a leader. I've been one. I always forget who has what materia." (When Cloud becomes leader again)
"I don't really give a damn." (When Corneo is about to tell his tale)
"Do you know who I am? I'm Cid - that's who the hell I am! Now just let me handle it!" (In Corel Town)
"#$@$#$@%@" (Various occasions)
"You stupid $#%^#." (To Shera, aww! Poor Shera!)
"Hold onto your drawers and don't piss in 'em!" (I think he says this when you're in the Tiny Bronco)
"Sorry." (To Shera in the rocket)
Cid on the Tiny Bronco, looking at the ShinRa Rocket.