(It's Buffy's birthday party, and she had just killed a vampire in front of Oz)
CORDELIA: "SUPRISE!"
OZ: "That sums it up."
(Buffy is wearing nothing but a trenchcoat and is talking to Xander)
BUFFY: "It's a a party, don't you wanna' open your present?"
AMY: "I know what his heart wants!"
BUFFY: "Funny, I know what your face wants!" (Buffy punches Amy in the face)
WILLOW: "I need to sit down."
BUFFY: "You are sitting down."
WILLOW: "Oh...good for me."
XANDER: "Blackmail is such an ugly word."
AMY: "I didn't say blackmail."
XANDER: "Yah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I thought I'd bring it up."
(Xander is standing in nothing but a pair of speedos)
XANDER: "I'm undercover."
BUFFY: "You're not under much."
SPIKE: "I don't want to hurt you." (Druscilla hits him, then he knocks her out) "Doesn't mean I won't."
(This is when Spike is sitting in the Summers' living room. I know I didn't get the line right, but I wanted to put this anyway because it is really funny!)
JOYCE: "Do I know you?"
SPIKE: "Oh, remember... (Pretends to have an axe) Get the hell away from my daughter?"
(Joyce nods in understanding)
(Amy and Giles have turned Buffy back into a human, and Oz has found her)
BUFFY: "I have a slight problem of, uh, nudity."
OZ: "But on the upside, you're not a rat."
JESSE: "Wanna dance?"
CORDELIA: "With you?"
JESSE: "Uh, yah."
CORDELIA: "Uh no."
CORDELIA: "Groping in a closet is not dating."
WILLOW: "I'd rather see you dead then with that bitch!"
(Some kid from Sunnydale High is missing)
WILLOW: "Maybe he stepped out for a smoke."
XANDER: "For 21 hours?"
WILLOW: "It's addictive."
XANDER: "When we see this guy do we actually have to speak Spanish? All I know is Doritos and Chichiaui."
OZ: "You would be impressed by any girl that could walk and talk."
DEVON: "She doesn't have to talk..."
BUFFY: "I made lemonade."
WILLOW: "Good. How much sugar did you put?" (Drinking some)
BUFFY: "Sugar?"
(Willow spits the lemonade back into the cup)