Cassidy Cartwright yanked up her already short skirt, and put on her friend's top.
DENISE: "Cassidy...what are you wearing?"
CASSIDY: "I hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your shirt!"
DENISE: "That's not a shirt! That's my bra!"
CASSIDY: "Um...okay!"
Cassidy left, the room leaving Denise standing there.
DENISE: "What an idiot."
Cassidy went over to Max Ballard by the pool.
CASSIDY: "HI MAX!"
MAX: "Oh. It's you again. Whaddya' want?"
CASSIDY: "Wanna' go make out in a closet?"
MAX: "With anyone but you."
CASSIDY: "I don't get it."
MAX: "I hate you! You're a disgusting, brainless whore! Now get away from me while I go mac on Tamira."
Max brushed coldly passed Cassidy.
CASSIDY: "There's got to be some way to get him back. I know! I'll get him a guitar!"
Cassidy was laughing obnoxiously as she left to explore San Francisco. She was about to go buy a guitar, when she realized she didn't have any money!
CASSIDY: "There's got to be SOME way to make money quick!"
Suddenly, a man approached her.
MAN: "Hey! How much?"
CASSIDY: "For what?"
MAN: "Your goods. You ARE a hooker ain't you?"
CASSIDY: "No...wait...yes!"
MAN: "So...how much?"
CASSIDY: "Uh....the price of a new guitar!"
MAN: "What kind of guitar?"
CASSIDY: "...A really good one..."
MAN: "Oh geez. This one's a no-brainer."
CASSIDY: "I don't get it. Wait, yes I do! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Meanwhile...
MAX: "Hey Denise. What's up with Cassidy? She's walking around wearing a bra, and a skirt that barely covers her ass."
DENISE: "I don't know. But each season she becomes more of a slut."
MAX: "Is it even possible for her to become more of a slut?"
DENISE: "Oh yah. Read what Saban has in store for Wendi next season!"
MAX: "Oh well. Have you seen Tamira?"
DENISE: "She's with Sean. Why?"
MAX: "I think I'm going to let her kiss me again."
DENISE: "I don't think she'll want to. She's going out with Sean now."
MAX: "So? Sean's a dork. I'm so much hotter, stronger, badder, and my dad's the captin of the ship. She'll drop him like a dirty habit."
DENISE: "You're pretty sure of yourself."
MAX: "Shuttup! Your just mad 'cuz I don't want you."
DENISE: "Whatever."
Denise walked away, rolling her eyes.
DENISE: "Jerk."
Max shrugged and went in search for Tamira. He found her in the cafateria with Sean, Ashely, Alex and Jimmy.
JIMMY: "DUDE! I can't stuff a whole burrito in my mouth! You guys wanna' see?"
TAMIRA: "Yah!"
ALEX: "Yah!"
ASHELY: "No."
SEAN: "Dude! Yah!"
Jimmy stuck a burrito in his mouth and started talking incoherently.
JIMMY: "Ay ghoys duge ishnt thish cwel?"
ASHELY: "Ugghh! That's disgusting. Talk with your mouth shut you peasent."
ALEX: "That ruled!"
TAMIRA: "Yah. That was like really really cool! You know once in my old school in Wilson Ohio, this kid, Baxter Gerving did the same thing and-"
ASHELY: "What's your point?
TAMIRA: "That...he did the same thing...but you see the funny thing was-"
ASHELY: "SHUT UP TAMIRA! YOU'RE SO BORING AND NOBODY CARES!"
JIMMY: "..."
SEAN: "..."
TAMIRA: "..."
ALEX: "...You okay Ash?"
ASHELY: "No I'm not okay. I'm stuck in the same room with this lifeless freak, I have the same classes as her, now I have to sit and listen to her talk in my free time? I don't think so."
Ashely stormed out of the cafateria, and practically shoved down Max.
MAX: "Owww. You hit me! You mean witch!"
Alex ran after Ashely.
TAMIRA: (With hearts in her eyes) "Hey Max! You want to sit down? There's plenty of space!"
She shoved Sean off the booth, and patted the seat next to hers.
SEAN: "Dude Tamira!"
MAX: "Okay."
Max sat down and started talking about himself.
TAMIRA: "HAHAHAHA! That's so funny!"
MAX: "I didn't make a joke."
TAMIRA: "Well, it sounded funny."
MAX: "Want to go make out in a closet?"
TAMIRA: "SURE!"
Tamira left poor Sean, and Jimmy, and went to the Janitor's closet.
JIMMY: "Dude, I-"
SEAN: "I know. You're sorry. So am I."
JIMMY: "No! I was gonna' say that I can fit eight twinkies in my mouth at the same time."
SEAN: "...shut up...."
back with Ashely and Alex...
ALEX: "Ashely! What's wrong?"
ASHELY: "It's that moron Tamira. I can't stand her."
ALEX: "I can't either."
ASHELY: "Really? Then why do you always hang out with her?"
ALEX: "The script tells me to."
ASHELY: "Ex-nay, on the cript-say."
ALEX: "Huh? Oh! Okay!"
ASHELY: "It's like, you, Denise, and I are the only sane people on this dumb boat."
ALEX: "I know. Um...wanna go explore San Francisco with me?"
ASHELY: "I would love to."
Ashely and Alex leave together, to sight see in San Francisco.
meanwhile
Cassidy lugged a guitar case back to the ship. She spotted Denise, but Max was nowhere in sight.
CASSDIY: "HEY DENISE! HAVE YOU SEEN MAAAAXXXXXXX!"
DENISE: "Why are you so loud? I'm right here."
CASSIDY: "I don't know."
DENISE: "Your most popular line."
CASSIDY: "Ohhhh-kaaay....have you seen Max?"
DENISE: "I saw him go in the Janitor's Closet with Tamira."
CASSIDY: "I wonder what they're doing."
DENISE: "Yah...I wonder."
Cassidy went to the janitor's closet and opened the door. Tamira and Max fell out. His hands were all over her.
CASSIDY: "What're you guys doing?"
TAMIRA: "He's mine and your not my friend!"
Tamira ran out of the room crying.
CASSIDY: "You bastard! I'll kill you!"
EPILOUGE:
Cassidy filled with anger, ran after Max, swinging the guitar at him. She hit him with it, and he fell to the floor unconscious. He was in a coma for the rest of his life. Later, the police came and picked up Cassidy. They arrested her on charges of being a prostitute. Ashely, Sean, and, Alex beat the crap out of Tamira, and sold her stuff to some out of date hippies. And Denise got so angry at being the only not cliched character, that she killed Jimmy.